(*"lah" at the end of a phrase is used by Singaporeans to soften or lighten the tone of a phrase. #endearing)
Here is a first entry (of many) into an ongoing glossary/reference of sorts as an intro to Singapore. If you come visit (which I hope you will) you will be ahead of the curve if you know these first things it has taken me a month to acquire:
"Have you had your lunch yet" means, "Are you doing alright?/How's it going?" Until this was explained to me a few days ago, when people would ask me this at work circa 4:30pm, I would think "I see what's going on, you are looking for someone to eat lunch with" and I would tell them I would go with them if they were looking for someone to eat with only to be met with a confusing look and a polite decline :) Now, I'm #intheloop.
"Ministry of Manpower" commonly referred to as "MOM" (Ministry of Magic anyone?) This is the Sing version of an American DMV...but bigger and with more "queues," and you must go through them for all your employment needs.
Community cats. No such thing as "stray" cats in Singapore...instead we (and the government) call them "community cats" #euphemism
Doors. You MUST push the release button beside any door on NUS campus and also use the actual doorknob to exit and to avoid locked-in panic (advice from experience). It's easy to forget! Oh, and beware, sometimes there is also a light switch lurking (see below the red box) so you must choose carefully.
Elevator doors. The elevator doors wait for no one. I didn't understand in the first few weeks why no one ever holds elevator doors but then the first time I pressed "door close" when someone was clearly coming towards the elevator a little distance away, I realized, it's just too hot to wait in an elevator. It's an understood rule, if you aren't stepping in, it leaves without you.
Take away (translation) "I want this [insert food/drink] to go"
"Cannot." Literal translation: "not a chance" You may never be sure of the reasoning but the throwdown of a "cannot" means end of story, no ifs ands or buts about it. Sarah, use it in a sentence you may ask...sure, example: "Will you fan me while I'm waiting for the train in Sing's mid-day sun?" "Cannot." at which point you may wonder, a) can you but you don't want to? b) is it that you don't have a fan? or c) are you late to a meeting and you just don't have time? You may never know but bottom line: aint happening.
Alight: "This is your stop" (e.g. alight at 42nd Street in Times Square)
Durians. Explosives, drinks, and durians...all things not allowed on the MRT (subway) system in Sing. Although I have not given them a go yet, this fruit smells like...something dead, which it why it is not allowed on MRT. The smell is considered "offensive"
Editing of TV shows/movies. Many shows/movies seen in Sing are edited for...well...we're not really sure the rules. When you're least expecting, you may realize, how did that guy get that gun? And then you get the sneaking suspicion you may have missed something...well you have just experienced a little TV/movie selective removal, Sing style.
- Singing: "Carry On" -Kansas